The Weapon
The Culprit
When you have kids, you expect one day for them to break something. Well, Bella broke off Joseph's head in my nativity scene. Her weapon of choice was her giggling vibrating Bert and Ernie ball. Don't be deceived. Her toy may look harmless, but it is deadly. Just ask Joseph. So this holiday, Mary is a widow and Baby Jesus is fatherless.
Since Bella did not intend to behead Joseph, the govenor of apartment I7, Mommy Jen, has decided to pardon Bella, who's prison name is "Sweet Cheeks." In a statement made by Bella, the pardoned beheader apologizes to Mary and Jesus saying, "Ba ba ba ba ba. Uh da uh da uh da." And anyone can see the sincerity of her statement by looking at her mug shot above.
So this holiday season, Bella and I wish everyone a happy, joyous, and accident free Christmas.
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2 comments:
That toy looks evil. I believe it was a conspiracy. Hope you have a great Christmas and keep sweet baby Jesus (and baby Bella) safe!
Jen....I can't get over how big Bella has gotten. We haven't had a computer for a long time and I just "caught" up with what all you two have been up to. Email me sometime. You both are still in our prayers.........Monica
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